My favorite part of this story is that it's HIS favorite part of the zoo.

Thank you to Natasha for writing, and thank you to 90% of Jezebel commenters for not being as atrocious as anticipated. This is an intense, personal, complex story, and I'm thankful we've created a place where it's safe for Natasha to tell it.

I'm so glad I've found so many other weirdos.

Came here to say this.

except Belding

Future pastor starring the shit outta this.

I was best friends with and totally un-sparked with the love of my life for an entire decade before I realized how perfect we'd be. The first kiss was meh and since then it has definitely grown into jumping up and down on the stairs because of Karl sparks! Wait it out- he sounds like a keeper!

ZING

you win

DEAD

snorted

WINNER

I love this gif the most because I can hear his terrible and yet glorious voice every time I see it

Chill is the LAST word I would use to describe Rancic. She just tries sOoOo hard.

omg ramen hair

Wait, WHAT?!

No.

HIGH FIVE

YOU WIN

Damnit somebody beat me to it!