I liked the original “Book of Clarence,” you know, “The Life of Brian.” Also, this is the second time THIS MORNING that I have heard a Prince song in a trailer. So, it’s going to be like that now, eh?

Sorta reminds me of The Line.

You are imminently and auspiciously qualified!

And I’m not sure if this is intentional on their part or that it’s just a byproduct of writers who haven’t served in any form of public service or in crises before and default to some vague sense of drama, watching Pike suffer, etc. I’m a HCW who has seen a lot in the last three years and it’s really colored how I…

I know a face hugger when I see one!

Morning Spoilers is really just going to be shitty direct to VOD movies for the foreseeable future, isn’t it?

I would prefer an epic rap battle.

I’m baffled why they cast Carol Kane and gave her zero chance to rise above the one note, kooky performance. She takes me right out of the story every time.

I found it very enteraning. It is also rather uncomortably sexy.

And the worst, nonsensical line ever written that I still quote goes to...

You put Dracula 2000 on this list and you didn’t even bother with the infinitely-worse Dracula 3000?

Casper Van Dein. Erika Eleniak. Udo Kier. Tiny Lister. COOLIO.

Eddie Murphy was actually good in Vampire in Brooklyn. The rest of the movie was a pile of butt. Including Angela Bassett’s performance, which surprised me.

Happy to see that Vampire’s Kiss didn’t make the list.

I’ll watch Underworld every single time it randomly comes up while Youtube clip- or channel-surfing. It may be shlocky, but the actors are so intensely committed to the shlock that I can’t help but love it. It’s all one big scenery-chewing contest (that Bill Nighy arguably wins).

StarFox already did that (along with a big glowing Y & a big glowing Z).

No aliens would be that obnoxious.

It’s only 100% Tuna in 1 shop in S.Dakota. That takes care of it for advertising.

If I had a nickel for every time a trailer said “A war is coming” I’d be able to buy Twitter and make it X-rated

animal testing absolutely is meritless these days. I know clinicians will argue for it for building safety profile - but the level of animal testing is way more than what is necessary. By the way, they euthanized all the mice that were not found dead - so sad news on the animal front .. Medical industry needs to do…

Just made the mistake of telling my 11 year old there is a new Star Wars show coming. He then spent 30 minutes telling me about how the history of The High Republic. Then forced me to watch the preview for The Acolyte on YT. Then he spent 5 minutes picking it apart telling me it is fan made for various reasons such as…