It wouldn’t be a fair fight. He’d kick all their asses to the curb. Jimmy Carter is the best ex-president we ever had.

Tastes good on the way down, not so fun on the way out.

A Belated Welcome to you and yours to Baltimore.

Incarnations does hold up very well on a reread, at least for me.  Early Xanth is OK, but later on, not so much.

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My fellow Baltimoreans made sure to welcome Trump to Charm City with a giant inflated rat amongst other things.

Nope. They had to build a 2 story addition to the back of the house (it was a one story, 2 bedroom, 2 bath house) In order to make sure the addition wasn’t seen from the front, they dug up the existing foundation of the house and put in a new slab about 2 or more feet down.

Was it banal, shallow? Yes. Was it entertaining for people who watched the heck out of the reruns. Yes. I’ll be watching the rest of the episodes, though I’m really curious as to what they’ll end up doing with the house after the show is finished. You can’t make it a museum, because it’s a residential area and I don’t …

The Trump administration is just plain evil. 

I was just imagining something like this during the state of the union address, large numbers of republicans getting up to sit with democrats. Hey, I know there’s not a snowball’s chance in hell of it happening, but a girl can dream.

Lots and lots of stars for you kind Sir and/or Madam.

Serious question. Can he use any of the cash if the IRS levels large fines against him for tax evasion and money laundering which ends up with him in jail when his term is over?

The next meat substitute must be named Fauxmeato or for a twist, Phomeato.

Only if his entire toupee can flip up in the back when it’s windy out. 

“Certain People”  That can be arranged.

I didn’t think it was half bad. I’ve heard much much worse. 

As a long time jeze reader, I have no clue. Maybe they throw a dart at a board to decide. Makes as much sense as any other theory.

Same problem here when the neighbors have smoldering fires in their backyard. I just keep my windows shut when it’s a problem.

I’d go for having a load of manure delivered and tilled into my new garden right next to her yard.

Jesus god, I would be oh so tempted to lay this woman flat on the ground or at least go over and kick the shit out of her prius. If someone gets in my face, it’s like my brain goes down and I go into attack mode without thinking.