Which reminds me of the elderly nuns who went to jail for chaining themselves to the fence at a nuclear power plant.

And here I thought Trump was one of the lizard people.

This is my favorite.

My best friends are Asian, so....

From the NYT article:

The NYT article quoted the owner saying that Alaskan cows are tough, for what it’s worth.

For what it’s worth, you’re not alone. My therapy is animal videos, since I can’t drink alcohol.

If going to Tokyo from the US, the easiest route is straight across the Pacific, not the Atlantic. I’m sure there must be a conversion kit somewhere out there for your subaru.

God, worst buffet ever and they even served it on the good silverware and china. 

That’s good. It must be hard for companies to keep track of all the do’s and don’ts of their target groups.

If it contains wheat, it’s a no-go with the gluten free people.

Was going to suggest this. You beat me.

I have one of them. Wish it was copper. I could use a mil.

I read labels too. Here’s the Beyond burger:

Your right. Just the words ‘canned crab’ make me shudder.

I didn’t immediately look where this happened. Then I looked at the top paragraph. Oh, Florida. That explains it.

I’m sure SNL will do better.

Not the best pic. I can see the SNL skit already.

You mean GOP controlled Senate. We’ll have to see how much the Democrat controlled House can do to rein in dumbass.

You mean the 4 fingers? No, We’re not going to talk about that.