Holy shit, that George Clooney joke was straight up brilliant.

"And here is our garden."

Now that's it's beyond obvious this guy has been sexually attacking women for years, all that's left is to watch his defenders switch their arguments from "Jealous bitches are always lying about sexual assault / You people don't understand kink / We don't know all the facts!" to "He obviously has an untreated mental…

Kids wear diapers and use toilets. Dogs poop anywhere and everywhere they are allowed and do not wear diapers. I regularly step in dog poo (I hope) when I walk down the sidewalk and in parks. Rarely do I see children squatting and taking a dump in front of my mailbox while their parent pretends to be distracted and…

Related rule I learned as an officer. Don't sign ANYTHING with blanks not filled out.

Cross them out or N/A but under no circumstances leave them blank. Trust me they won't be blank by the time you hear about it next.

This reminds me of a gimick-blog where a guy tried to live according to the old testament for a year (and of course got a book deal out of it). It says that anything a woman touches while she is on her period is unclean, and you're not allowed to touch unclean things, so when his wife was pissed at him she'd go around…

In many countries, girls have to forgo receiving an education once their periods begin due to lack of access to menstrual supplies and water sources to clean themselves and their undergarments when soiled. Compound that with the women who are literally shunned from their communities while they are menstruating and…

Men have no idea what tampons and pads cost and how deeply essential they are. There's a huge stigma about menstruation that makes a dude buying tampons for his usually overly emotional girlfriend into a tired TV comedy show trope. Women in poor countries either have nothing to bleed into it (and lose jobs and school…

Amen to that! And if you cannot get it in writing, document agreements and orders yourself, including date, time, conversation, etc. You can never be over-prepared. Treat it like a court record or police report. This approach has saved my ass on more than one occasion.

Since I was once an MP at Ft. Hamilton in Brooklyn NY, I learned how to spell subpoena and Schermerhorn St., which is where the federal court was located. Since I was once a private in the army, I learned how to run a floor buffer. I'm surprised you didn't mention running a floor buffer.

Given a job offer? do not act on it until you have it in writing. I have had job offers suddenly disappear that were over a "gentlemans handshake."

1. Be able to pack every material thing essential to you in one bag. Practice this at least once.

no one actually sleeps in that bed pictured. they sleep on top of it.

It's really hard to judge whether someone is acting against medical advice with good reason without having access to their personal medical records, which obviously we're not entitled to here. But after having a shocking number of friends post on Facebook that they're not vaccinating their children because they've…

What gets me about the poster is hat they are relaxing and then going over it with an iron. NO NO NO. In addition to natural black fail, it's hair care fail.

The phrase "if you do what you love, you'll never work a day in your life" has always bothered me. Hey, if you're lucky enough to be good at and make a living from your passion/what you love/etc, good on you. But don't imply that the rest of us just working to live are lesser.

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"It is never too late to learn a new skill or further your education. Let's say it will take you 4 years to accomplish your goal. At that point, you will still be 4 years older. Wouldn't you rather have accomplished your goal than be 4 years older without having done it?"