“My responsibility as a human being is to love and accept everybody. Not to criticize people for who they are.”

Tracked down his wife and told her everything.

I AWAIT THEE.

Dogs and Cats, living together! Mass hysteria!

I’d love to see Satan’s day planner.

I didn’t know that Satan cared so much about gay wedding cakes.

Satan has no time to even bother with the likes of this asshat. She should get over herself.

It’s not just that the prices have skyrocketed, it’s that the quality has tanked.

Right? According to my email inbox, Gap, Banana, etc are perpetually 40% off. Why do they even bother?

Bringing food into the bedroom: Who ever thought this was a good idea? You inevitably end up putting way too much whipped cream or chocolate syrup on your partner's body, and quickly get tired of trying to lick it all up (and that's not to mention the headache-inducing sugar rush). And it always ends up making a…

Oh, I have a wonderful example of this in action. I'm at work. Myself and the other women in the office start feeling weird. Headaches, dizziness, etc. We think we can smell gas. We become concerned. The men are all "whatever, you are all crazy". This goes on for a couple hours. We are feeling really gross. The men…

I know that now. "Don't you trust me" + gaslighting is a serious red flag, but I didn't know about it at the time. Dude was so emotionally abusive.

Also interesting to note she asks "what is too much?" before"what is too little?" This bitch has never been in any danger of tipping "too much", she's just spitefully, absurdly suggesting that this is a common problem.

I think they mean the cost of retaining an attorney, if you do that, and missing work.