The centipede that grew to be larger than my hand (and beyond my wrist) that crawled out of my dorm wall at night right next to my head/bed almost every night, but I thought I was crazy. I could see this dark giant thing moving about, but it would crawl back into this radiator space whenever I jumped up. But I…

Gaga was interesting. Then she was bizarre, and now she’s full-on crazy wackadoodle celebrity when she posts that crap. She’s probably sleeping in baby’s milk. Honey, call it quits. You’re a fruit-pop-disco-ball-coconuts-crazy-in-the-head-nutso.

The BEST part of the interview was when he pretended he was liked in New Jersey. That was ...comedy... he works out compromises! Ha, yea that sounded adorable in pretty fairy tale land!

I dated someone who did it way too often and spent too much money on it, and his dick was curved so much from the amount of jerking off. It shocks me to see one that isn’t looking like it’s veering off the highway, that’s how bad his habit was.

When in doubt, always blame Florida.

And after this deeee-lightful bullshit let’s see how many people will want to be mingling with them.

You’re totally from Long Island.

Omg the twinkie defense. the two words that made me laugh and cry during crim law. thank you.

I think MOST of us have had terrible edible stories that made us think twice about what we’re eating OR how much of it we’re going to eat. And yet, the edible murder rate is what now? Premeditated murder by someone who was trying to act what he thought was paranoid crazy behavior. He twisted his fake mustache and…

He just wants to be relevant again.

Honestly, you look at your day and realize you have to go to HSN. Your only preparation is getting drunk.

Jessica Simpson may have been drunk on HSN and her ex husband is so glad he’s not part of that mess. Seriously? I used to wonder who buys from the HSN (more or less who watches it), and now it’s a news item? If you’re gonna be drunk, it might as well be on a show nobody gives two shits about, and for anybody to be the…

The View - how about you stop reporting it, everybody stop watching it, and maybe, just maybe...it will go the $#@& away forever.

Bristol’s opinion matters because?

You’re not allowed to leave your car running - aka keys in the ignition - with you not in it in NJ. So good job, research team, Longhorn! If they were super into AC, why not leave the damn dog home. Way to stand by your staff and stand by the right people on this issue. idiots.

Also how long before it becomes unreasonable stop - detainment? Ugh. Why do these cops not any procedure? I mean, is it not obvious on first blush you don’t undress a girl on the side of the damn road....

IT just happens...especially if you are going too far with it, they’re pushing their way through the service station, and you know, IT happens. If you are doing deep throat, if you make it beyond the gag reflex, you’ll be fine, because chances are you have found the right position for yourself, but honestly, looking…

You fucking quoted Brad Moss, and now you’re ruining my Facebook feed. Fuck an A.

I mean, a good part of Philadelphia is not safe at night for anybody just sitting there. This is America. Not Canada. Should have started the robot off in the south. Unless it’s a gay robot. OR a Muslim robot. You ask, how can there be a gay robot? You write on it, “Gay robot” and just see what happens because in…

An ex for a reason.