If those things have that much blood in them, it's no wonder they are just standing there.

Hahaha! Best one yet. :D

Suddenly, the game appeals to me. I played Black-Ops. Got my ass handed to me while everyone in voice chat talked about what a bummer it was that I was on their team. I fought through it but eventually ended up trading the game for something a little fluffier and probably single player. Haha.

Luckily for me Microsoft has had such a piss poor time with hibernation and standby modes not working correctly(Sometimes you have to hard reset other times it turns on and the display never turns on leading to hard reset) that it has colored my view of these modes negatively no matter who is implementing them; Unless…

da fak was that?

This guys sister died this week. I know that it doesn't excuse the fact that he acted like a total douche but perhaps the timing on this should be reconsidered.

Colin Fleming. I have no idea who this is and I read a lot.

Bahahaha! My first thought too.

I thought this was a joke at first. I can't believe this shit is real. I mean I believe it but I can't fucking believe it.

This is fucking infuriating. Good for her.

Excellent observation.

I hate this crap. Whose card/system/console is better? It's all a big distraction. I love to run my games on the highest setting with the fastest frame rates just like any other geek/gamer here. The thing is though, that is secondary to me.

What's most important is the game itself. Not what it does but what it IS.…

Just 'let it go'.

Smurfs Masturbate Heavily.

Perhaps we should start including the general height and weight of the chicken along with the general time.

I haven't laughed this hard or long(He said hard or long) in years. The comments on these comments are hilarious. Worth every minute.

You would think that they'd charge a flat fee, reoccurring subscription(I see you said they will) or allow you to just buy the games digitally and stream them for free. Hell, I'd even buy a digital game and pay a subscription to stream if it was in the realm of reasonable price.

This is ridiculous. I love you Sony,…

I can confirm this works on a Kindle Fire HD 8.9 running both the latest Cyanogen Mod and the default OS.

I never get tired of it myself.

First world problems.