When asked to comment, Jordan Spieth replied, “Yes, he... fell. That... that’s right. He fell.”
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He was unfamiliar with the layout of the house because the owner had put on an addition unlike any other.
An old friend of mine was/is a TSA agent at Logan airport and told me this:
How about running Amy Klobuchar herself? Female, progressive, would keep Minnesota from going the way of Michigan and Wisconsin, and might help bring those states back too. She needs more publicity, but if the party got behind her...
Such a great scrambler - it’s like he’s been dodging people close to him his entire life.
(reads explanation) (eyes glaze over)
Tomsula’s turned into some kind of stereotype hobo. He’s lost his creativity. Drew’s phoning it in.
Paterno probably could have avoided the injury had he not been too busy looking the other way.
Last time Bill was a part of a historical sporting event, Daffy Duck was there. Guess what happened then? Yeah, earth was saved
The good thing is they aren’t stuck with this failing business model for an entire season, they can choose a new one everyday!
The man failed miserably selling gambling, football, and steak.
Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base
Fitting that a team best known for shitting itself has the team name running down its leg.
Oh come on, we know Tom likes to be Lo-key.
“Your job’s a joke, you’re broke”
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