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“That slow dog is hit again with his

Come on, you’re a writer. “Colossi” is not a word. Just say colossuses.

While we’re at it, let’s mainline some Anime Cybersex Roleplay featuring Bar Rescue’s Jon Taffer.

It’s hilarious how obvious it is that Pitof (or his publicist) wrote his own Wikipedia entry. Which is pretty fitting for a guy who calls himself Pitof.

900 sq ft??

Eventually you hit diminishing returns on the sexiness.

To be fair, finding a really great place to poop is awesome. For me, it’s usually my bathroom.

As Porter exclaimed: “I did the math!”

Do Clinton supporters resent Sanders or Sanders supporters though? I believe in single payer healthcare, free college education, and strong environmental protection laws.

Also, his cholesterol must be amazing!

She won the 1993 Name of the Year Award!

Prone to acid reflux and want to show GlaxoSmithKline and AstraZeneca the folly of their hubris? Potato skin casserole.

The Knicks? Jesus Christ, that’s cruel.

He said he had protection. He’s wearing armor!

It’s not one of the holy trinity (Patek Philippe, Audemars Piguet, and Vacheron Constantin), but damn the Rolex Daytona is a fine looking watch. Joanne Woodward knew what she was doing when she got that for Paul Newman.

True, but the method for making a bacon, egg, and cheese doesn’t allow for care or effort. The cheese isn’t heated in any way on its own; it relies on the residual heat from the egg to melt while the sandwich is wrapped in foil.

It’s like giving yourself a nickname.

Comment 74. Were you actually expecting something clever here?