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HOW DID HEMMORHAGIC DANCE FEVER KNOW?

I tell my mom nowadays: those comic books and fantasy novels that I devoured as a kid/teen that she always wanted to throw out? They 100% helped teach me how to write. Those skills that I learned through that helped lead me to become a successful lawyer and are the reason I can pay the mortgage on her $2M house.

r/DivorcedBirds

Well the Game Boy had the sonar accessory to help you catch fish IRL, and the Game Boy Color had the sewing machine. I know you disqualified it in the preface, but I’m still going to go with the Wonderswan for its pregnancy monitoring peripheral.

I’m hard pressed to argue with someone named Darth Fabulous, but as a teen in the 80s who leaned nerdy but didn’t push the needle all the way, my friends and I were pretty deep into Star Wars. We quoted various lines pretty much on a daily basis.

The father’s death wasn’t mysterious at all in the comics. And the keys were connected to him for sure but had nothing to do with his death. Weird synopsis.

Wait, comedy clubs still do the “exposed brick wall behind the stage” thing?

Does this autoplay for everyone (with audio)? Not blaming you, Pedro Silva, but that’s obnoxious as fuck. Took me a while to find out where the audio was coming from. Maybe it only happens if you link to a Twitch streamer who is currently live?

Seriously. This is Pulitzer material.

Same here. People get decapitated or dismembered by elevators a lot more often than most folk suspect.

Oral Roberts, a hugely popular televangelist and founder of one of the most influential Christian universities in the country, once told his congregation that if they didn’t donate $8 million God would kill him.

I believe in you!

I think it’s going to be less large predators and more feral house cats, the population of which will boom tremendously.

This doesn’t seem much worse than what Scientology or an lot of televangelists do.

Has John Bolton released a statement yet? I have to imagine the first words out of his mouth had to have been, “how could they start a war with Iran without me?”

If she’s planning on using the Spirit Bomb it’s going to take at least 20 more episodes.

The Pentagon has confirmed that Trump ordered the hit. I don’t think Melania’s getting her “Peace on the world” any time soon. At least he got her that card.

Noblesse oblige. They suffer for us.