GREASEPAINT ON EVERYTHING

What if he stuck it into something with a really high boiling point, like molten steel?

Wait, is she speaking to you or herself?

Galaxy High! Created by none other than Chris Columbus. The series is smarter than it deserves to be.

Horsehoes is just watered down jousting.

He looks like Voldemort when he’s on the back of that dude’s head.

So I am speaking from long experience when I say that the Washington bandwagon is very likely to be the most insufferable one ever to come rolling down the pike.

The season may be only a few months, but they also have to put in considerable work in the off-season: it’s not like they’re lying by the pool drinking beer all day. Plus there are considerable costs involved, such as food, supplements, and potentially outside coaching. 

I bet you felt dumb after the black revolt, though.

Seriously. What is this urge to fawn over rich old white guys?

Taubman was holding a cigar

Especially when you consider they gave $300k to a anti-domestic abuse cause and $6.5 million to a pro-domestic abuse cause.

That won’t work. Everyone knows the rich kids’ squad over at Maret won the city championship last year.

“Shucking” does sound like something that would have a particularly vivid Urban Dictionary definition.

it’ll be a heartening message that there is life after Phoenix.

+1 “Ballad of the Starcrossed Miner” 

I’ve always liked the fact that Dumb Bunny and Angel O’Day from Angel and the Ape were half-sisters.