Or open a dance club!

I’m giving you a star here for the effort, but next time maybe keep it simpler, like a St. Pauli Girl joke or something.

If Gourgeist and Jigglypuff sing a duet, do you fall asleep or stay awake?

I was also thinking it could be short for Fetlifers, which would make for an interesting mascot.

Amplifying:

I mean, how can anyone expect someone to give their best effort for less than $1M/year, amirite?

Does...does he just dye his mustache and nothing else? Does he use one of those tiny brushes like in those “Just For Men” commercials?

The Hamberder Wirch should totally be the new McDonald’s mascot. The one everyone else, even Grimace, just shakes their heads at and walks away from silently.

That all sounds awesome. Good luck and kick ass!

I use full finger gloves, shoe caps, lights, and other winter gear as long as possible. After that I just say fuck it, tbh. I’m not racing CAT 4 even, I just ride for fun. When it’s too cold to be fun I’ll occasionally glance at the Kurt Kinetic trainer in the closet and just be like, “naah”.

This is actually fantastic content and contribution. Thank you!

I find all indoor training unbearable and I’m not sure anything could ever change that. That said, I’m intrigued but skeptical.

Lol, the Astros traded for Osuna after he was arrested for the assault of the mother of his child and almost certainly only avoided jail time because she fled the country in terror and thus couldn’t testify.

I thought it’d be fun to see if the team was actually any good:

A subtle but maybe important distinction: they don’t ultimately care about their customer base in either the U.S. or China so much as they care about their shareholders, including current or future Chinese investors. There’s some connection, of course, in a traditional business sense but it’s not an absolute one.

Also, if I start playing this at work I won’t get anything done and will be fired, freeing up even more practice time!

This is why I love science. Thank you Archimedes for easing my unfathomable despair until tomorrow morning’s hangover. <3

I force out the regret by filling myself with vodka.

Haha, yeah I thought of that just after I posted and no. I guess it really does come down to marketing and intent.