The Ivy League already sucks at sports though? Unless you count sports like fencing and squash. (Okay, and ice hockey.) Outside of Dartmouth, most of them are pretty liberal, too, if not radically so. Brown and Yale are a fuckton closer to say, Oberlin, than they are to LSU or any other big state school outside of…

What are the chances that she doesn’t think all-white country clubs are totally cool?

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine also did this twenty years ago in the episode “In the Pale Moonlight” where a deep fake video was used as a casus belli to draw the Romulan Star Empire into the Dominion War.

I bet Jerry Remy would also say that you should shield your children from consequences as much as possible because they’ll come around eventually.

“When it hasn’t been your day, your, week, your month, or even your year” is objectively one of the worst lyrics ever.

Am I wrong in thinking “The Enigma of Amigara Fault” is the only truly great Junji Ito story?

His mistake was not telling the defense that he’d buy them “unlimited beers” at the bar if he was successful. 

This is legit kind of brilliant, I gotta say:

Speaking of Eastchester, why did Albanese’s on Post Road close down?! I know it was like twenty years ago but that was the best damn pizza I’ve ever had, and I’ve lived most of my life in New York City and New Haven.

Again, I don’t know why you think what Trump claims or what AOC claims is in any way dispositive to the issue at hand.

I don’t think that’s the right reading. The key phrase in the opinion is that Trump uses his Twitter account “to conduct official business and to interact with the public.” What he claims is evidentiary but neither necessary nor sufficient to show the actual function of the account. AOC may be silent on the subject or…

Right. The 2nd Circuit’s decision was based on the fact that Trump uses Twitter for government purposes as a public forum. This may very well be true of AOC as well! But even in a public forum, you can be thrown out for harassment or threats.

Not to defend Trump at all, but that’s a misconception.

If China decides on a hard crackdown on Hong Kong, one of the most important financial capitals of the world, things may get epic.

Wales could even use all this as leverage for greater autonomy (though they wouldn’t leave the union).

Not to mention the investment class has no doubt positioned themselves very well for a market crash. That’s money straight from people’s homes and retirement accounts that will be funneled right to the wealthy as they buy up all the depressed assets. It’s insider dealing on the macroeconomic level.

To be fair, a grenade launcher would actually be crazy effective versus 30-50 feral hogs.

Most burglars also tend to rob houses wearing only boxer briefs and no shoes. I mean, that’s just common sense.