Good job saying Joe Staley twice when Joe Thomas’s name is in the quote.

This is the first time that Colin has not been pro-Republican.

Shut the fuck up.

Next week on Jezebel: “Abraham Lincoln Was Actually A Racist, So If You Aren’t Racist You Can Have the Self-Satisfaction of Knowing That You’re Better Than Abraham Lincoln”

I have a ball autographed by Bobby Higginson in a display case.

It’s shameful that you are driving traffic to this from other sites by dropping the “National Enquirer” part of the headline. I hope you win your inter-office pageview pool though!!!

If you slow it down there are clearly charges set at the base of the fastball that cause it to move that way.

Rae Carruth

Let's note that his close personal friend doesn't appear to be donning a shirt either. It's a Gronk world...