They could call it Smurf ballsack blue and I'd still drive that all day, everyday.

Sounds fantastic, I'll take one in white and one in blue.

I test drove one of these the other day, its a properly quick little hot hatch with a nice torquey powerband. Still like my Abarth better, but a good car none the less. Would definitely recommend it or buy one if I needed 4 doors.

The fact that he's walking around, from the looks of that crash is pretty impressive. The thing that I never realized about drunk drivers until I was in law enforcement was they are always less likely to get hurt in crashes than a sober person. This is because they don't tense up in anticipation of a wreck, which is…

And when this bad boy drives down the street and wakes everybody up in the morning its just because "its early in da mornin', you should be up cookin' breakfast fo somebody or sumthin."

The real victim in this situation is that poor Cadillac that was hit at the end. Still had a dealer sticker on the windshield, hopefully that wasn't a test drive or 10 minutes after pulling it off the lot.

I think SEMA is awesome, even for all the terrible crap that is there. Its just nice getting together so many auto-minded individuals, regardless of car preferences, etc. Plus a lot of great manufacturers come out with awesome aftermarket products during SEMA. Looking forward to seeing what Mopar is doing with the…

They could roll him out on one of those things they put hannibal in...

This is beautiful!

I laughed with the mention of "white people on cold ass climates looooooove Outbacks", and this is totally true. Here in Montana Subarus are everywhere. Seriously. 1 in 5 cars is Subaru.

Distracted driving? Haha

This isn't uncommon. The driver broke no laws, the pedestrian did. When I was working as a police officer in WA an elderly man tried to run across a busy street at night, in the middle of the block and where there were no lights. He was subsequently hit. Despite being told my the medics he was fine he died a…

The Warthog is my all-time favorite plane.

I can't tell the difference between 720 and 1080 anyway, still love me an Xbox over a PS any day.

Racist! Haha

I've always wanted a gated shifter...

Woot! My suggestion made it to #1! Jalopnik for life! I think maybe you guys should hire me for something.

I would love to have a Holden/Vauxhall Maloo.

A nice cameo from Earlie Cuyler of Squidbillies fame.

I know the slinky ad, as a child of the 80's I had many many slinkys, and regardless of it being a parody I still think its so terrible in such a good way. No offense since you made it.