Pfft. Only amateurs use quarters. Silver dollars all the way. Bonus points if you can hold a couple of rolls under your boobs while doing the Macarana.

Speaking as someone whose husband was beaten to death over a decade ago: fuck you, Ed Zipco.

I ship Stewart with the fire of a million suns, but it was Wilmore’s rage and frustration that got me teary eyed when I watched this morning, more-so than Jon’s speech.

Rachel Maddow, while not a comedian, is one of the very FEW people that I feel like I can “trust”, meaning she acts as a balm and a touchstone when things like this happen. Larry Wilmore, I feel, could become that, too, if given a chance. But damn, I’m going to be gutted when we lose Stewart. I do understand why he…

They look so similar in that picture that I had to concentrate on telling them apart.

You didn’t notice Inez, Margaret Yang, or Waris Ahluwalia who had a prominent role in two of his films?

I know this isn’t the point of your post, but I just wanted to thank you for brightening my day with a Waris Ahluwalia picture. Dude can get it.

The Life Aquatic had Seu Jorge, Waris Ahluwalia (who is FINE AS FUCK and in several Wes Anderson movies), and dozens of other non-white actors.

Exactly. Violate confidentiality much?

ALSO, on top of all the outraged comments here which I echo/star, an additional WFT??????: surely Greta, knowing the name of the therapist she spent TEN YEARS seeing, will easily be able to identify herself if she reads this article or a friend passes it on. Whatever minor progress this douchecanoe was able to make…

There were people of color on Team Zissou.

She’s not wrong, but I’m not sure I give a shit about Whoopi Goldberg says about this. She routinely says unbelievably offensive things on the View.

Tony Revolori was essentially the star of the last one. Kumar Pallana appeared in several. Obviously there were a handful of actors of Indian descent in Darjeeling. Sara Tanaka in Rushmore.

*Leans back in my leather chair and takes a deep drag off my Freudian pipe* Hmmm, tell me more about your fantasies about Greta, Dr Hellerstein.

Bottle Rocket: Inez played by Lumi Cavazos

Real therapist here. And while I don’t work with adults here’s what I would do: spend time exploring what she wants and why she wants those specific things, what has and hasn’t worked in the past, and accepting the way things are, the challenges of dating, misogyny, being alone, not having what you want in life at any…

Can we talk about the real tragedy of this piece, which is that it is so hard and scary and difficult to get yourself to go to therapy in the first place, that the absolute last thing you need is to worry about your therapist judging you and your clothes and appearance, talking about it with his coworkers, and writing…

So sensible shoes prevent women from finding love? We need to choose to hurt ourselves or never be loved? Really? How am I married? This describes me pretty much all the time, other than not bothering with any hairdo at all....

And LOLing forever at how he hastily qualifies that she's not, like, a total uggo. Because if that were the case then she'd just be a simple lost cause and everyone could go home.

Neither, hopefully, because every single thing he’s said or done in this piece (including writing this piece in the first place) is so far beyond the pale of anything I would ever even BEGIN to consider saying to or about a patient that the only way I will be able to sleep tonight is if I imagine him as some random…