I had forgotten the Palins still existed...I’m just going to pretend like I didn’t see that.

Also... you can laugh or sleep or look at your phone or do your hair or eat comfort food when you’re grieving. It’s normal. Nobody stops being human because they’re hurting. Anyway, some people are judgy as fuck.

Everyone smiles at some point at a funeral. Even the mother of the deceased. Everyone.

The whole Jackie Siegel media frenzy is really grossing me out. For god’s sake, the Gawker post suggested the fact that she had an iced coffee at the funeral was callous and inappropriate (apparently coffee is only appropriately sad when it’s hot?). I have no idea how this woman is grieving her daughter’s death, but I…

There’s a very special place reserved for people who judge grieving mothers. As the girl’s mother exactly whom was she disrespecting? Maybe she chose to present herself as version of the woman her daughter knew best. Like her or hate her she’s proven herself to be pretty indomitable

I’ve always been a Bridget girl. Regardless, Holly accusing Kendra of having a hustler mentality is RICH.

“Iggy Azalea is going to come out with a book...of pictures”

Opening narration:

This non-satirical article was published on the website of a major newspaper in the largest media market in the United States.

The New York Post has really gone downhill since Headless Body in Topless Bar guy died.

Agreed. And also, I think most women are thankful to be irrelevant to that fantasy. We get it; we just think it is stupid as fuck.

I’m gonna commit heresy and say the only Kevin Costner movie that I actually like is Waterworld. Granted, I’d like it a lot better if it was someone else in the part. But c’mon, it’s The Road Warrior on water with a bigger budget! It’s not nearly as bad as its rap is.

Best gang in history. I LOVE that they live on the head of a statue of Martin Scorsese....

To paraphrase Truman Capote, “Kyle Smith doesn’t write; he types.”

Such a polite way of telling someone to fuck off.

And seriously, did he think any real fans of the movie that were female out ther would be all, “OMG he’s totally a Holden Caufield with his use of irony and getting in my face. My ovaries are all on FIRE for this dude!”?

So kind of off topic but yet not off topic... My parents happen to own and live in a house that Henry Hill lived in for a time here in WA. He was renting it and trying to buy it, but didn’t have the money. Apparently he ended up getting evicted and the house was subsequently sold... To one of the detectives who…

Wild misinterpretation of Goodfellas aside, does this guy actually think that women wouldn’t spend their days goofing around and hanging out with their friends if they didn’t have other responsibilities? He seems to be having a bit of trouble with the whole women-are-human-beings concept.

Yea they're pretty clearly not heroes (via a dude)

Maybe we don’t, but we get GoodFEATHERS.