Thanks for the explanation! Off topic, your username and avatar made me giggle out loud. Now I’m just hearing Wallace Shawn on repeat in my head.

Dinosaurs with saddles is usually four stars. Now, dinosaurs with saddles and freaking laser beams...

Right? My only thought was: “I’m trapped in a car with 5 people who don’t believe in glaciers!”

Keep an eye out. The attendance hasn’t been great, so they’ve been discounting tickets.

“But we didn’t want to see legna. It is angel spelled backwards and anti-christian groups sometimes spell christian words backwards so it made us uneasy.”

‘almost’ always. Bless their heart.

And there was a special heroic slot for Chesley “Sully” Sullenberger who landed in the Hudson River. I’m not sure how to put this, but I was kind of disappointed to see his suit and everything in the heroes section. Yes, he did a fine job landing but I just thought it was out of place. Am I anti-American? Definitely…

My sister, when shown some rock outcroppings years ago that were carved out by glacial action, informed me that they “Don’t believe in glaciers”.

What was he convicted of...?

Once, some time back, it had like a half-off day. Keep an eye on it, with its visitation numbers going down, it will probably have another one sometimes in the near future. That was an oversight on their part: they built a museum, but never update the exhibits. Once you’ve been there, you’ve basically been there.

Bull was on Night Court, Moose was on You Can’t Do That On Television.

Sad that “A Walk Through the Bible” wasn’t included, as it’s in my home town and is pure WONDERMENT! They’ve got everything. A black room where you experiencing God turning on all the stars at once, a Garden of Eden where the blame is firmly laced on Eve, well and the snake. and even a full ark you sit in and get…

The crazy fundie members of my family went to the Creation “Museum” this spring, and one of them started talking about it as I raised the first bite of the Easter dinner I had slaved over.

It’s easy, just think of Farenheit as follows: on a scale of 1 to 100, how freaking hot is it?

I live in Ohio. The only months of the year that aren’t either a frozen hellscape, raining constantly or a humid hellpit are October and May.

Literally every other measuring system of choice by the US is up for ridicule. But we knocked it out of the fucking park with Fahrenheit. We can actually gauge just how comfortable it’s going to be outside without having to take a guess in some 5-degree Celsius range. Fuck that noise.

Seriously. I live in Miami AND I have a dust mite allergy. Ceiling fans would leave me dead of either heatstroke or asphyxiation by my own sinuses.

Ceiling fans are for the porch.

OR your boyfriend comes to visit, asks how the hell you’re living in the same house as the sun, and goes to buy you an A.C. Then he gets creative:

Air conditioning is the greatest gift Jesus ever gave us. I’d be a fool not to wallow in it until my nips are nice and stiff.