I know let’s think outside the box and try to appeal to Gen Z. Hire Sydney Sweeney from White Lotus. Telling someone they’re wrong with a bored ice cold vocal fry would be hilarious.

Anything below the IHOP-Waffle House Line is the south.

In-n-out has a specific flavor unique only to in-n-out.

And don’t get me started on iceberg lettuce. ;)

No mention of his work on GLOW? I feel like that would be worth mentioning here.

Williamsburg is itself a tourist trap, so I’m not really seeing the difference. It’s been a joke for decades as this place upper-middle class people from Iowa move to in order to seem cool. The actual working class New Yorkers who once lived there have long since pushed out to make way for brewpubs and organic…

Oberst once sang as if his heart were in the process of breaking in two; now, older and more mature, he’s able to reflect on the nature of his pain, to wrap it in humanity’s collective suffering. This clarity gives way to optimism, couched as it is in anguish.