bull-kake wins

Honest question for rural Americans, I signed up so your dads don’t harsh your mellow

Honest question for rural americans, what is the asterisks denoting?

“Also, being complemented by the Jones family on your operation of a football team is like being complemented on your judgment and logistical acumen by George Donner.”

apparently my kinja name is a cheat code

Love your grumpy dad blogs..it gives me a cathartic release without having to cry, so that is nice... But DUDE, what is up with your GQ caricature?!?! I was hoping to follow with a lame joke about big caricature, so I could knock off another Drew trope. But it was not meant to be... Don’t stop writing even if future…

Get well soon Drew. You brought back the picnic dad joke description of Doug Pederson for me (I don’t know if you actually did bc of me, but I emailed you asking you to and you did!); I won’t ever forget that! Also, I look forward to your next grumpy dad blog.

So with everyone rapid firing questions at the dead team, if i really want my question answered do i spam it over and over again like an ass, or does it just mean my question sucked?

Tom, that was the most perfect use of that image i have ever seen.. top notch buddy

Did the staff come down harder on Drew after the podcast for his garbage take on tortilla chips?  Mr. “I can be on ultimate chef” picked motherfucking scoops?!?! Like really?!?!

So was Newsweek hijacked by the SAE 2017 pledge class from University of Texas?

it’s depressing that someone who helped lay the foundation for rock and roll, isn’t in the “rock and roll” HOF!!!! All the artists mentioned deserve to be inducted, but with Sister Rosetta Tharpe, there is no debate!! 

Fifth Element!!!! Come On!!! DUH!!!! I will never read one of these again.

This was funny. I wear american flag shit all the time. When Obama was president, I didn’t think twice about wearing patriotic stuff. Yea even then I thought our government was failing everyone except a very small group of extremely wealthy people. But the flag to me didn’t represent the government; it represented the…

Mickey Morandini. Played same position as him and his name is alliterative.