I get what you are saying, but I would think twice before laying any hand on a woman I don’t know. It’s a dangerous game.

Yeah you tackle some drunk woman on the side of the road at 2am see how that works out for you. Idiot.

You wanna be arrested/sued for touching a woman without her permission?

I shouldn’t do one more, but they’re just too funny. These morons trying to steal a motorcycle only to almost be beaten with a shovel:

Reminds me of my rather wealthy coworker who went from a GTR to a BRZ and then wanted to get a new-new car. He wanted a new 911 Turbo S, so he walked into the dealership where they had one right there. After walking around for a few minutes, no one even approached him (he doesn't look very wealthy, but at least he was…

Charging three and a half grand to delete two doors and then charging £555 to add two doors.

Instant justice

Stealing Eleanor even though Detective Castlebeck was watching.

It definitely depends on where you’re coming from — I’ve worn a watch every day of the last 20+ years. Because of that, anything that increases what that watch can do (read texts, take notes, whatever) is good, and I’m likely to at least try that. I’ve been using an original Pebble for a while now, and while it’s also…

That machine is not laying its own track, Eric. It’s a machine that LAYS tracks.

I’d love for there to be an announcement that the hosts of Top Gear US are being replaced by Clarkson, Hammond, and May.

Haha. Does he honk the horn a lot? I feel like I would be obligated to honk at least once every time I got into the car.

Butbutbut... it makes a “J”.

Whatever knobhead at Jaguar came up with this should be falconpunched in the ballsack.

Where you park your G Wagen...

AHHH fuck you, now I can’t unsee the face!

Pontiac dashboards in the early 90’s always drove me nuts. 4 separate buttons for the lights? 4 more separate buttons for the wipers? A steering wheel full of buttons for God-knows-what? Don’t even get me started on the radio!

Looks like the steering wheel is shocked as well!