My only question is if they’ll go to a city that got screwed out of a franchise during this decade (Saint Louis Bengals anybody?) or if we’ll all be cursed to watch games featuring “The Mexico City Bengals” or some other foreign city.

Is... is the dude on the left wearing a player shirt under the jersey???

God no, why would I ever go to Pittsburgh?

Ever been to Heinz Field? The under-the-overpass lots are the NICE tailgating spots.

It’s the spot to be every Sunday morning at 8am during the NFL season.

This might be the same overpass from which the city just removed dozens of homeless people in preparation of the new season. Or not. There are a lot of indistinguishable overpasses here in the former Losantiville.

[Alarm clock turns from 5:59 to 6:00 AM. “I Got You Babe” begins to play. A BENGALS FAN lies in bed and opens his eyes.]

Hey, Indianapolis is the largest city in the country that is not on a navigable waterway. Historically speaking, there is no good reason for Indianapolis to exist.

Personally, I think it’s hilarious that they tailgate under a goddamned freeway overpass. 

The fact that both those guys are chatting up women is by far the greatest triumph of the Marvin Lewis era.

I felt it was a little too soon to rub salt in the Megatron wound. I think some of Barry’s issues stem from his father saying that he wasn’t better than Jim Brown, nor could ever be.

Don't forget that our organization is so incompetent, two Hall of Fame players felt the need to walk away from it during their respective primes.

My wife and I are Bama homers and we went to New Orleans to watch UA play Ohio for the first round of the first playoff. We watched Ohio State pants us, in person, and we STILL had a fantastic time that night largely because of that fumble happening a few hours later.

Calm down, your WYTS is coming soon enough.

I am forced to remember that this franchise, and the motherfucking Jets, have more Super Bowl wins and appearances than my beloved Lions, yet are riddled with the same burdensome buffoonery. The Bucs won a Super Bowl with BRAD JOHNSON, and are owned by the spawn of the most hilariously terrible neckbeard this side of…

I was in the middle of eating my W but couldn’t handle the fireworks of this post

Why? JPP clearly didn’t read the warning, why should we?

Drew, I can’t believe you posted that disgusting picture of that burnt, fatty and scarred hunk of flesh with all the needles stuck in it.

Damn, Jameis ate the FUCK out of JPP’s W, didn’t he?

jesus christ drew.  How about some warning before JJP finger shot.