Having the sick impulse to call the cops, from the site of one of the worst flood disasters in American history, to report victims of that flood for looting a supermarket; but also: a crime

As a black guy...It’s not. I like LeBron but this is hypersensitivity at its finest. Posse is nowhere near “thug”, “rioters”, “n*****”, or any number of other words.

It’s not.

This is a depressingly accurate chain of events that would occur for the Twins. To make it even worse, they’d probably give up an actual stud player like Dozier, and he’d win two championships elsewhere.

“Hi! It looks like you’re trying to run an A-2 Gap Slant? Would you like help running an A-2 Gap Slant?”

Funny, Adrian Peterson’s son’s face is imprinted on his cleats too.

then you’d be bitching about not being able to watch them all.

Some asshole stole Bartolo Colon’s belt and is showing it off in the background.

The only aliens allowed at Augusta are the grounds crew.

So we’re all okay here with private businesses using their economic power to force governments to change laws that those businesses do not like.

I can’t express how much I love that “The Patriots” we’re the second highest paid team for their tributes.