Wow so much story. In the review I mean. It was very much the reading equivalent of an extended MGS cut scene sequence, (walk for a minute and then 35 minute cut scene).

Slow news day much? Why would you even bother to write an article about taking a temper tantrum? Seems that would be more suited to a site of a different kind.

And it looks as soulless and empty as the corporation behind it....

So what you’re saying is you did it like this? You did it like that? You did it with a whiffle ball bat?

DAMN...That looks....uh....mild. :)