I say let him keep racing. He’s got a Rosie future.

I guess that’s one way to plead guilty.

Given it was in NC, they could have at least hailed him a Güber to the airport.

How little faith do you have in your QB when a 62 yard field goal seems more likely than completing a 10 yard pass?

Rams are giving up 6.9 yards per plays to the Saints.

Only if you are a bridge

He should be able to get a job in the Trump administration pretty easily.

Coach Jeff Fisher seemed unconcerned, saying, “He’ll be sobered up and ready to play within 7–9 hours.”

+42

“Amateurs.” -Marvin Harrison

In fairness, he did embrace an untouchable.

On the plus side, the judge found in his favour, and his building and hobby are safe.

On the other hand, he still has assholes for neighbours.

(Yes, I’m English, so favour and neighbour are spelled correctly)

Yes, but program-wide sexual assault doesn’t threaten to befoul the sanctity of amateur athletics. Now, if the women were being paid to have sex...

Hope he makes a quick return from the 3-day disabled list.

there’s a guy outside who says he needs to be in here

Update: Tony Romo was also injured on the play.

“Aren’t you getting tired of these other nations embarrassing us?”

Hopefully he will team up with Ted Cruz and his father, in some sort of LeBatard-esque right-wing news show. Rafael Cruz already has tremendous experience blowing left-wing minds.

I can’t wait until the Cubs lose Game 7 and Social Media spots Bartman in the stands wearing a Trump mask....