Keep it in perspective. Matthews scored four playing for the Maple Leafs, Laine scored three against the Maple Leafs.

Now if it was a party at Mark Chmura’s house...

Curt Schilling. Keeping the “America” in American Beauty.

Not so much on the thorns, but definitely a prick

I mean, no, I didn’t think of terrorism. Aren’t all our public transportation systems in, you know, a terrible state of disrepair? Because some people think paying taxes is bad?

If they go to the CFL, does Trestman come back to coach them?

Why does this warrant an article but Canada beating Russia doesnt? Jaysus H Christ Samer, do you even hockey bro?

One wonders if perhaps they’re checking to make sure Peter Thiel isn’t friendly with the accused first.

She was Ann Coulter when Ann Coulter was just a little boy.

Missed the perfect opportunity to snap it to the upback for the nastiest trick play of all time!

He’s switching to a new QB...

I’m disappointed there wasn’t mention that this was a race-related killing.

Man, the whole transfer timeline portrayed in the first paragraph is so out of whack that it’s forcing me to defend the Arsenal transfer strategy - something that I never thought I would do.

Owner Of A Lonely Hart

You sure it wasn’t her mother who fucked the devil and she’s the result?

Celine Dion’s Shiny Vagina

Could someone forward this to Daulerio? I mean, just in case.

It was then the players learned Butler had dyslexia.

If only these Menendez brothers knew how deadly they could be in the shotgun

I will hate on Paris Hilton for many things (lazy, stupid, etc), but being young and in a position bone hot people at will and proceeding to do just that is not one of them.