You must be young.

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You found Grunt... UNINTERESTING?!

For some reason F9 is included in this list of movies people are supposed to be excited about.

There’s literally a button that says “List Slides”...

Lol, what kind of bullshit is that CNBC quote?

Using The Princess Bride as your gotcha is pretty telling.

“ I have been researching him and his abuse over the past few days”

Nothing makes me feel dumber than the stock market.

AC Valhalla does the footstep thing too, but they keep playing for a second or two after you’ve stopped and it freaks me out everytime I’m playing with headphones.

Something something all part of the plan.

I’m not seeing it.

I mean... spending stimulus money on things is literally the purpose. 

Come on, we’ve talked about this. It’s 2021 guys, don’t play AC games on PC.

Now who’s jumping to conclusions...

Um, the fuck it isn’t.

In the year of our lord 2021, can we stop saying something “slaps”?

Fortunate enough to play it on the Series X and it’s certainly my GOTY. I’ve put a ton of time into it and loved every minute of it. It’s a shame it will most likely only be remembered for it’s performance on the older consoles. 

The problem here is that it implies Portal 2 was all about the puzzles when true fans know the value of the game came from being yelled at by JK Simmons the entire time.