Probably not as difficult as me reading through your post, with your avoidance of punctuation

Oh come on, man.  There are plenty of games out there for people like us.  Lets not pretend that the soulsborne games are the only game in town.  The creation of this game genre is literally a response to the fact that until Demon’s Souls was released games had spent a decade catering to specifically your tastes.  The…

Jason does it again. His highest profile target yet

Jeffery Wright is the center of everything he’s in. Even in that standoff I had with the police they were all, like, “Release Jeffery Wright!”

Shoes indoors is an American thing that is absolutely baffling to most Canadians. I’m sure it’s partially to do with the climate, but I would never wear my outdoor shoes in someone’s home! In my own home I am a rabid fan of the all-leather moccasin, which keeps one’s foot at perfect ‘foot’ temperature in winter or…

But don’t socks serve basically the same purpose as house shoes? They keep your feet warm and prevent your bare feet from dirtying the floor. Seems like adding shoes on top of that is unnecessary.

You Americans are weird.

“a pair of house shoes”
That’s a funny way of saying “socks”

“buried down in EA’s archives, gathering dust and decaying”

Bummer. Mobile games are just so

Still, it was an interesting twist to have Samuel L. Jackson start a rousing speech before getting eaten by a shark.

The real not giving a fuck was the friends we made along the way.

There was a TV show too?

All I did was make a list of the key points from the man’s plan. I think you’re angry at the wrong person. 

I haven’t watched this season, but when you say “wingardium leviosa”, do you mean “accio?” The former is levitation, where you describe something that sounds more like summoning a nearby object

Fuck you. That movie’s great.

This article is more beautiful than its subject.

It’s the snowflake argument that every douche bag gamergate kid makes, just fancied up to make him seem like he is actually saying something new, and not re-hashing a bullshit excuse to be racist/sexist/homophobic/whatever.

In b4 “you just don’t get their culture.”

Now if Japan could stop putting homophobic bullshit in their games in the first place....