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Ugh, why is this getting so many recommendations?

Thug.

[takes a shot]

Atlanta! There are lots and lots of great things in my city. And Paris on Ponce is one of the best and most fun. It's a huge space with all kinds of strange treasures and curiosities. Their instagram is great too.

Kendrick better win every Grammy he's nominated for.

Now I don't know what to think.

To be fair, the helmets and the long sleeves make it hard to tell that they're black.

Damnit, hockey.

"Those aren't thugs! They're goons!"

Except on Twitter, where the accepted way of calling someone the n-word is just to, you know, use the n-word.

So you're actually very close here. But there is a syllogistic turn that you've placed right into form, but passed over. "Thug" is used as a blanket for hip hop, which, largely, the dumb people we're talking about here don't understand. It's also but not unrelatedly used in the more classic sense. There is a specific…

Yeah, but just to be sure we're clear...White dudes get a LOT more room to be self-promoting blowhards.

This is horseshit. This was not a scheduled sit-down interview between Andrews and Sherman in some office or restaurant somewhere. This was an interview in which she grabbed him in the immediate aftermath of a brutal rivalry game for the highest stakes. The whole POINT of that interview is to get an honest emotional…

This is gonna be super on point when Belichick shoots Wes Welker with a crossbow after the game.

As a Canadian who lived in the US, can attest to this.

I dunno, I guess, as a heterosexual male, I have yet to ever see one cock I want to suck, let alone two. The odds of a straight guy who stumbled upon two he just HAD to blow juxtaposed on the same person is like winning the dick lottery.

"DDD: two dudes in my ass at the same time"