Yep, shitty grammar checks out. You’ll never make it to SonarTech01 with that attitude.

Where is Vigo, the Scourge of Carpathia, the Sorrow of Moldavia, Vigo the Carpathian, Vigo the Cruel, Vigo the Torturer, Vigo the Despised, and Vigo the Unholy?

Oberon and Titania

“You came in that thing? You’re braver than I thought.”

“Judge me by my size, do you?”

Even if you were right about that phrase, you’re wrong about the facts. Shamalan’s version of The Last Airbender totally “cracked it open” years ago now. And whats worse is that it was an adaptation of a work that originated in America to begin with so no one could use what have become the usual excuses, like “anime…

Now I want to see Devil Dinosaur wield the hammer.

She wasn’t on crack. She was suffering through a manic episode.

This.

I’m sorry, I have to say something. I’m a Bernie supporter, and a longtime Jezebel reader, AND I was there in the room. I shot some videos that have been aired on major networks, and I actually have a relatively neutral perspective. Could you please interview me for an alternate view of what happened, instead of just…

If you’re a librarian you don’t get a tattoo that explicitly says “librarian,”

You guys really need to get over Alfred slapping Selina. She’s a child in age only. She murdered Alfred’s BFF. That was pretty much a slap on the wrist.

I do! (also I’m the guy who made the video)

Bring out Cats Laughing!

Dear Mr. Robb,

you didn't mention the Tartokovsky Clone Wars that bridges episodes 1 and 2 - to the extent that Episode 2 opens mere seconds after the last epsiode of the show leaves off. What were Lucas' thoughts on that? I had understood him to be principally involved in that.