I know Murfreesboro! I live here! I’m from somewhere in a jalopnik article!

Other than the cloth seats, front parking sensors, and built in dash cam (I also don’t think that’s a thing), this fits the description of my 2009 F150 Lariat perfectly. And I mean to a "T". Only other thing is LED interior lighting, but that can be easily converted. Seriously. I mean it's like someone took my truck…