hm, looks like this article has reached the Facebook group for snitches and stooges

He took the door off the spice cabinet in his kitchen to maximize brand visibility for McCormick.

You joke, but this is a godsend for those of us trapped under a pile of fallen newspapers.

Please tell me Papa remarried so the family could have Hot Shot Part Deux.

my Dad is a great guy and a great Pap

It’s an M, E, and B for Montreal Expos Baseball. I see the L though, for sure.

It’s easy to get cocky with a letter like M, though. Witness the Montreal Expos logo.

You’re absolutely right. Obamacare is a poor compromise, and in no way superior to universal free health care coverage, something which every industrialized civilized nation currently has, along with reasonable gun control laws.

I assume your first sentence means clones of Mick Foley have spread to every celestial body in the solar system.

amen! as the saying goes “tits out, happy life” or something along those lines

 I’ve had huge tips, no tips; I’ve been tipped in cash, beer, pot, bags of bagels, and a giant bag of pistachios. Seen more tits and penises than I care to remember (why do people think the rules of society no longer apply at hotels?), interrupted sex with my knock a dozen times. Delivered to a guy who stopped the…

The year is 2406. Mankind has spread to every celestial body in the solar system. Technology can cure all disease, and humans live to be 200 years old. However, crime and poverty are still rampant. Bugging out to hard-to-reach planets is the evasion tactic of the hardest criminals in the system. The planet closest to…

Gotta love the people who pretend as though the current amounts of outsized corporate profits and executive bonuses are an ironclad law of capitalism and cannot possibly be changed, so if they’re ever taxed more or forced to give more money or benefits to their employees they’ll have no choice but to pass through the…

I bet Papa John tips people in nickels.

I’m more frustrated with the GOP in general. The stolen SCOTUS seat will loom over every decision made until my kids are old enough to have kids. It’s theft and it will fuck over EVERY American at some point that isn’t white, Christian AND rich.

You think yesterday was bad. Just wait until this wasted space of humanity comes to my hometown today and spew his nonsense. The sycophantic LVMPD will be on their knees groveling while they continue to run amock (and if you’re wondering, their actions since Sunday does not absolve the police from the shitshow…

More than 10 times a day. And it really, truly is mentally and spiritually exhausting. I can’t imagine how much worse it would be if I were one of the dozens of millions of people who sit more squarely in the crosshairs of the cruelty and hatred he embodies.

The guy who just a few months earlier was sitting behind a desk in a fake office telling Jon Lovitz “You’re fired!” because he didn’t, I dunno, sell enough candy bars in Times Square.

I don’t really have “Donald Trump is president” moments anymore. I mean, I kind of do, but now they manifest themselves as “tens of millions of Americans supported and continue to support Donald Trump as president” moments.

So, seriously, I know we’re 10 months in but how often do the rest of you have one of those “Oh right, Donald Fucking Trump is the President of the United States” moments? It happens to me less often now but still, you know, once or twice a week. The guy they used to make fun of in Bloom County, the guy Ali G screwed…