Maybe McGrath would feel more comfortable if the towel were a sheet instead.

He’ll never throw another pass in the NFL if I have anything to say about it!

I don’t know if the NBA is nearly as bad as the NFL in terms of fan depression / amusing stories / bad behaviour.

Yeast infection.

“short time reader”. Good to see the Louisiana school systems are finally starting to catch up.

Keep at the reading and writing, you’re doing great.

Somebody clearly doesn’t understand the core concept of this series...

I’ll never understand the assholes who don’t enjoy this series. I love the Saints, and I love this post.

Do you not understand how this series works?

Wow, quick start to the butthurt today.

Re: Dominique Easley:

Because at least the tour doesn’t require you to sit in the fucking sun for four hours as you watch a team of 53 future convicts bumblefuck around the surface of the moon.

My favorite part of the Niners’s downfall is it’s entirely self inflicted. They drove out a good coach who had a good quarterback (who was benched and pushed out) and they fucked up a perennial good team with lots of talent (and young talent!) to this disaster. They had what was quite literally the perfect situation…

holy shit it’s happening already? fuck where did the summer go?

Nope, people with this take are the worst. You are, without reservation, entitled narcissists convinced the universe exists entirely to please you, and are too stupid/vacuous/whatever to realize you are not unique, not deserving of a carefully curated life experience safe from the choices and preferences of other…

Honestly my favorite version of The Wires theme song is when they *SPOILER ALERT* play the whole season 1 version as the series finale montage song. Just perfect ‘everything coming full circle’ moment, and in retrospect it’s the obvious choice for song. Although I also remember getting really depressed as i realized…

well, you rub a little whiskey on their gums and they’ll sleep through the apocalypse.

Some parents enjoy good beer and might stop for a pint while running errands. Jesus, learn to share a little.

Best sports hair past and present:

Word of caution to all of you new parents out there: it's exhausting having a newborn in the house, and you have zero privacy piled onto your sleep deprivation.