Lol, Dan's such an easy target. But oh no, that $3 million dollars prevented you guys from getting a seeequel! Darn, the luck, darn!

if they haven't yet, Nintendo should promote the shit out of this

Would you rather your children remember a superior version of something you have and cherish, or are you content with giving them the cheaper, less adequate version?

He made the video because people kept asking him his opinion about it.

"mostly sad, angry white dudes with fond memories of the middle Ronald Reagan years"