The Bills game dildo should be promoted to NFL commissioner.

Paging HammerheadFistpunch, HammerheadFistpunch please pick up a white courtesy phone.

In this case it probably did gain what you put in. If it was REALLY bad and you put in $8k (which isn’t very much for a full kitchen remodel) then you should get that back.

“what are we going to do with all of this garage space?”

That’s true of just about any home improvement, the cost of the improvement does not raise the value of the home by the same amount. Bathrooms and kitchen improvements do raise the value some but not by 100% of the cost.

What percentage of these vehicles had a little plastic basket double sided taped to that flat spot? Judging by the ‘86 Caravan my dad had, a high percentage. I think he kept ~8000 pens in that basket.

It was “one man in Florida” and not FLORIDA MAN(TM). FLORIDA MAN would have caught it and cooked it for dinner. While not wearing pants. And high on bath salts.

The article in that link reads like it was from theonion. Looks like this is the original:

Most likely also Florida.

But can the windows be tinted to accomodate the inevitable humping that will occur?

I’m cool as long as Adam Vinatieri hangs around.

Safety Third!

Well duh, he obviously turned the front end of the Beetle into a bong and the vents are the air intake.

I had a similar experience, my freshman year roommate and I had absolutely nothing in common but stayed out of each others way and got along ok. The only thing I ever asked him to do was to NOT leave his bong on the desk where it could be seen from the hallway.

Total failure in Kentucky. Big bone isn’t a town, Big Bone Lick is a state park. Which is on Beaver Rd. And what is at the other end of Beaver Rd?

Ah, the piss bush. Where I went to college, we had a piss tree. It was pretty out in the open but had limbs that hung down to within a foot of the ground but were attached to the trunk about 6 feet up. And it was halfway between my house and the houses that had parties. Perfect place to stop on the stumble home.

Needs more eagle.

Mercedes is a girl’s stripper’s name.

Quick, someone with photoshop skills Krieger-ize this thing!

NBA Jam is and will forever be the best sports video game because it was the only one I was ever good at. I spent (wasted) so much time in college playing it on my roommates Sega. We would use the Utah Jazz combo of Stockton and Malone and win 103-2 regularly. The game seemed to have some anti-shutout code as sometime…