Everyone at carsdirect.com better start looking for a new job.

You can buy the chili frozen, chili with spaghetti frozen, skyline dip which is chili with cream cheese and just the chili in a can. In pretty much every grocery store in a 50 mile radius.

I live in northern KY and grew east of Cincinnati. It is like the opposite of a resort town, a nice place to live but I wouldn’t want to visit. It is just like alot of other midwest cities: inexpensive, not much to do, not much culture, generally inoffensive yet delightfully boring.

But Sipowicz does it!

Was the driver wearing a mouse costume? I say giant wedge of cheese smuggler.

Holy crap, I forgot about the Citation! My dad was a driver training instructor when I was in grade school and the DT car was a Citation. What a POS. It had a brake pedal on the passengers side and he let me press it in the driveway. I locked the brakes.

This car has the lowest “door(s) length-to-overall length” ratio of any car ever made.*

Did not expect an Army of Darkness reference in a WYTS article. Robert gets a star.

Likely a code brown for the woman on the sidewalk.

I like the insanity. But the red in the wheels ... I think I’m gonna hurl.

I have a dissenting opinion on the Nissan Hardbody love. I had a ‘95 version and it was a piece of junk. It was slow even with the V6 but that could be tolerated. I had the brakes done twice in less than two years and still had very little confidence that it would stop with less than a football fields worth of space.…

Thingiverse has a 3-D printed 22RE.

I so much wish I had Bill Gatesian money. Buy Jeep and make it its own brand. Mercilessly kill off the Compass and Patriot. Bring back the SFA/I6/manual on all trims of the Cherokee and Wrangler. Then diesel everything. And build a new CJ-8 Wrangler and a J10 pickup.

When I was an engineering co-op, I worked all over a factory that produced welders. The second most advanced machine in the building was operated by an Amish guy that rode to work with another employee because he wasn’t allowed to drive a car. So he could operate multi-hundred thousand dollar punch press but not a $3K…

Puffalump or old-west prostitute?

UOTD right there. (Understatement Of The Day (TM))

Look, I love BTTF, probably watched it more times than any other movie except The Big Lebowski. But I don’t care what vehicle it is from the movie, how perfectly restored and true to the movie it is or how much imagination it took to make it (as the case here) IF IT ISN’T MARTY’S TOYOTA 4x4, CRACK PIPE!

Got off on the wrong trail near Canyonlands NP in a ‘95 Nissan Pickup. Came around a corner into a small wash next to the Green River and didn’t make it up the other side. Ended up buried to the frame on one side in sticky Utah mud on a seemingly never used trail. After a long hike and a bad cut over my left eye I was…

The zoo where I live serves beer. You can go there, sit at an outdoor table and drink beer. Don’t need a kid for that.

I wonder what her other hand doing?