Many meat packers actually inject carbon monoxide into shrink wrapped steak packages to keep it looking red/pink. So the CO probably isn’t too worrisome.

Yes. You win an angioplasty.

When I was in college, I took a new girlfriend to see Se7en because she liked Brad Pitt. I didn’t know what Se7en was about. I didn’t get laid.

car-luddites: cluddites!

I want that Tercel so bad. I would paint it red and drive around pretending to be Jesse Pinkman.

Exactly. The I6 in the TJ that seemed well loved only had 190hp but had a bunch of torque at lower rpms. Perfect for a Wrangler-type vehicle. It sure seems like a diesel would be more appropriate for this application especially if fuel economy is what FCA is after.

Or re-purposed for the Ford Probe.

Real, live, adult opossums out in the woods are the ugliest creatures I have ever seen. And they will hiss at you.

What is the Odyssey percentage if the new Ridgeline? 50% Odyssey? 87.5% Odyssey? Someone start a pool, I’m calling 83.6% Odyssey. Damn, that thing looks like an Odyssey. Odyssey.

Hmmm, I think I need to add a stuffed capybara to my daughters Ugly Stuffed Creature Collection(TM). This already includes an opossum, anteater and armadillo.

Someone definitely needs to get to work on throwing McConaughey into a black hole right away. You know, for science. Yeah, science.

I took a whiz once in the middle of northbound I-65 north of Lafayette, Indiana in a snowstorm while a semi was being winched back onto the road. The trucker behind me blew the horn and scared the hell out of me.

A couple years ago, I took my Corolla to CarMax to get an estimate on selling it to them. The associate saw my Honda key and asked me what kind of Honda I had and I responded “Odyssey”. His response was “how many kids ya got?”. That is the behavior that dissuades people from minivans. Even though minivans are perfect…

So if a car could have Infinite Improbability Drive, would that make the fun factor infinite?

Just make sure you watch the leather, man.

I don’t need that much eagle, give me the Thundercougarfalconbird.

At first glance I seriously thought the pissed guy was Rob Lowe.

Did the front drive shaft break when it rolled? Or is that a slip yoke that came apart?

1995 Nissan pickup V6 4x4 automatic, bought used with about 30K on it. Dangerous vehicle. In the two years I owned it, I had the brakes done twice and still had no confidence that it would actually stop in an emergency. Handling was scary and it was slow as crap (which was fine, small V6 and auto after all). The…

Had a ‘94 version of this with the 3.0L V6 for about 10 years. Had to replace the battery twice and have a fuel leak at the tank fixed but other than that and some body rust it was fine. And someone stole the catalytic converter but that wasn’t the trucks fault.