Pay attention men: Women do not like it when you send your donger to their cell phone. They end up blocking it every time.

Sexually propositioning a woman and her mom at a stoplight?

Eoannou making it clear that he won’t be buffaloed by some Buffalo buffalo.

I love how the announcers dance around the idea that he has a concussion. Any other injury they would immediately speculate “oh, that looks like a torn ACL” or “that could be a broken ankle Bob”, but a guy takes a hit to the head and is stumbling around like a drunk at 3 am on Bourbon Street? Well that’s just…