And having a Chevy in my driveway makes my Ford run like crap. Riiiiiiight.

@Fabrictramp: How do you know it's Google that won't let it?

@Hauspanzer: So does your cellular provider, which is what youmail is designed to be used with.

Youmail FTW! Me and my wife both use it with our G1s.

This just gave me a great idea. I've been interested in building a carputer for years for in-car entertainment (google it - you basically replace your car stereo with a remote-mounted computer and a small touch-screen monitor and special software), but haven't due to budget.

To all the naysayers citing safety concerns: If you think this is a bad idea, then make sure your car does not contain a radio, navigation device, cell phone, or any other device not absolutely necessary to operate the vehicle.

@FourInchHeels: I clicked on the thumbs up, but it gave me an error. So I hereby officially promote your comment. Personal responsibility FTW!

@Coyote: Whoa now. This is way better and cooler than anything on thereifixedit. Especially if he spray painted the PVC to match the interior.

@Foxdie: All of HTC's phones are crap. The operating systems they run are great (WinMo 6.1, Android), but the hardware is lame.

@losrocks: There's an app for that. Google is your friend (which you should know, since you have a GOOGLEPHONE).

@Dr.Jeckyl: Original iPhone adopters expected heavy discounts on the iPhone 3g and 3gs, and everyone thought they were crazy.

I (and my PC) love the How-To Geek.

I hide it all in my nightstand, which my 12-gauge sits next to. Oh, you meant DIGITAL documents.

@treznick: Guinness is a beer that's been famous worldwide for over two centuries. And it's a stout, which is usually only consumed by mature, classy beer drinkers, not college frat girls.

@JerryA: You drink your cheap crap if you like hangovers. I use quality vodka no matter how I'm consuming it, so that I can still function the next day. If I'm a moron for avoiding a hangover, so be it.

I'd trade a tes.... well, let's just say I'd love to work four 10-hour days instead of five 8's. One less day to commute to work (gas and time saved), one more day to have a life and be with my wife and kids.

@olegna: So if I put it in my back pocket, I'd be sitting on Saddam's head. NICE!