inb4 correlation !=causation.

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@ZenInsight:

@parachoid: That's probably Truman. That pressure looks like it could really Rockefeller.

@theimmc: Don't worry, the coming-out process is apparently a real blast.

@devianaut: Actually (and unfortunately too, I guess), I feel like Digitally's comment is pretty consistent with the tone of the article—admiring the visual spectacle of an event that resulted in the injury and death of innocent people.

No need for lifeboats... it can't sync without iTunes!

@KamWrex: That's for a jury to decide.

@Aaron Senecal: Last one, I promise.

@Aaron Senecal: I should be punished...

@level9wishspell:

@MagicTrackpad: Definitely. This guy really eggsacerbated our nation's health crisis.

inb4 "Al-Quaeda is using Angry Birds as a training tool for the next 9/11."

@Zinger314: Luckily, to err is human.

Well, T-Mo, welcome to your new brand identity:

@Jakooboo- Probably Giz's only gay dude.:

So, they're looking for 'ideas men'...