Siri has been too hit or miss on all of my other devices. I can’t see wanting to bother with Siri when I could just type my query and be done with it.

I usually have at least a couple of receipts in my pocket vagina.

Don’t use slashes in filenames. This is just common sense.

Seth, Trey and Matt are comic geniuses. It’s up to you to decide how to interpret the jokes.

Huh. From the title, I thought this was an article about the banking industry...

No soup for you!

Ugh. If you love Jesus so much, why don’t you marry him? He’ll fuck anyone.

Yeah, you’re right. That song is definitely appropriate for the theme of the list. Not that Neil Diamond is ‘bad’, just not my thing. I retract my criticism.

Lots of good stuff in there, but starting with a song from Motley Crue’s first bad album? Also, Neil Diamond? Mkay...

Ah, thanks. Haven’t seen that.

I loved that Dio upside down was “Devil”

That’s a problem?

I didn’t realize you could use it without a paid plan. Oh well whatever.

If you’ve never tried to Bar-B-Q pizza, I recommend it. The trick is to shape your crust, and put it in the freezer. Brush both sides with olive oil and put it on the grill over medium-low heat coals. Flip a couple of times until the crust is bubbly before adding the toppings. I’ve always finished in the oven on broil…

Maybe on 4/20? The store I went to was in Bloomington, IN. You?

If a single accident happens with a non-self-driving car, should we ban all of them?

Tai? I’m not hip to that lingo. ‘Think About It” is all I come up with.