You and me bro. I’m right there with you.

Hey, at least a lot of corporate jobs give you a paycheck with the BS. I just finished a two-year stint with a state University, and they pay crumbs compared to the ‘real world’.

Ben & Jerry’s used to have a day where they gave out free ice cream cones. I once waited in a line that went all around the block. I don’t know if they still do that and am too lazy to look it up. But it was fun and cool.

My first reaction to this was like imagining toothpaste and orange juice.

I just did the opposite: switched from OneNote to Evernote. I don’t want to be locked into a paid Office 365 plan, and I just left my job that required me to be in the Microsoft ecosystem.

Ya hear that tomato, you’re past your prime.

Yeah, I don’t live in a big city, so I can’t imagine ‘doing a wheelie’ impacting anyone. I guess if they were blocking the path to the coffee shop, I would also be annoyed for a moment or two.

You sound like a stiff, old, square, Flanders-lookin’, authority-lovin’ tightwad mofo.

For when your chicken just has to smell like dirty socks.

Pro athlete’s thought process:

Quagmire

As someone who just got laid off, all I have to say is this:

Unfortunately, this is what my money map looks like:

The herb is a given, but don’t you think dropping acid for dessert is a bit of a bold choice for a stew?

I’ve ‘bengay’ with a plastic bag before, and can attest that you will be less sticky afterwards.

Mine is the red light on my water kettle, which is what I make my coffee with.

You’ll have to forgive me, I’m particularly bitter having just been laid off after two years of being strung along for a position with a livable wage.

If it looks like I jizzed on the leg, it’s time to wash.

I love the assumption of these articles that people with money problems just need to creatively rearrange their finances a bit, and everything will be fine.