Where did Dr. Snake complete his residency?

I think I’m good with just the second one.

No whey!

Step 1: Get Some Money

Back in the 90's, Lonely Planet was literally my ‘bible’ travelling through Mexico and Central America. Though, a few times I showed up at a place late at night expecting a $5 place to hang my hammock, only to find out things were not the same since the book was published.

COTD!

What a looser.

Meh. Kept clogging my pipe.

student’s who

Make me a salad, Chef Sam...

Carl, Dorito Salesman

If someone really doesn’t know not to put metal in the microwave, this would be a fun way to learn.

That’s obviously ‘Han Sanitizer’ - for use after a hard day of escaping the garbage compactor.

I was going to go with “doing pull-ups past the age of 16,” but that works too.

This is what happens when you hire a designer instead of an instructional designer.

I usually just push the bride out of the way and yell “this MY busht” before relieving myself on the dahlias.

He looks like a retarded blowfish humped a shop teacher’s pug dog.

He looks like he’s smoking a bong that is a miniature replica of his friend there.

Only takes a sec to see if they are a white male or not. /s

Wait, doll hairs?