Thanks. My big plan when I get a better job is to buy a cheese grater and a vacuum cleaner.

Yes, compared to the rest of the world, I am rich. I have an apartment, a car, internet access, and can eat every day.

Been hustlin’ for the last 3 weeks straight! Gotta do something different every so often, know what I mean?

Haha, gorilla cookies!

The point is, some of us live this way. Every day is “Zero Dollar Day.” I don’t have to resist the urge to go to the movies or out to eat or shop for clothes, because it’s not a choice to begin with. If you have the luxury of making this choice, then compared to most of the world, yes, you are rich.

So, you don’t pay rent that day? Refuse to eat the groceries in your fridge? Don’t use the gas in your car?

I just happened to have pears, candied walnuts, goat cheese and escarole in my fridge. Lifehack!

Mine had a 30 day window to cancel. After realizing I’d been had, they were not happy when I asked to do so.

Funny, because “why?” is the perfect response to the title The Seven Principles for Making Marriage Work.

Don’t fall for the bullshit third party warranty they try and sell you at the last minute. Do research on these before you go in there, and you’ll know that it will likely never cover enough to justify the expense.

Very timely. I am about to interview for a job that has been filling me with dread lately ( I’m already doing the job, only for a lot less pay )

Listening to Mr. Bungle right now because of your username.

Holy shit, garlic toast here I come.

Just trolling on the play on words...

What are you talking about? It’s clear from the article that it is his brother.

Here ya go:

My, what a huge crock you have...

I use gallon pickle jars with cheesecloth and a rubber band for the lid.

Had no idea this even behaved this way.

It’s different than Hazel. Hazel is more “do x when y happens,” while Alfred is “do x right now, using y”