$18 to upgrade from v.2?

Meh. Just use the Super Bass-o-matic 2150 from the get go.

Grilled pineapple with red and green serranos, sage, and pinenuts.

What the fuck did I just read?

Hey, a michelada fountain!

They can’t charge thousands a month for prescriptions to someone who is dead, duh.

Will it run Windows?

Drive to Chicago and pick up a Giordano’s.

Hilarious! Love her sense of humor. I’m a big fan of Tested, and can’t wait to watch it with Simone in the mix.

I like a lot of the desktops you pick. This one seems a bit dysfunctional. Font is unreadable against the background. And that music visualizer would drive me nuts being over the taskbar. Square monitor? But, to each their own.

Awful.

Sorry honey, you failed the test.

“Well, I was noticing that I was x, so I took , so I took step y in order to improve, and ended up in situation z (which is infinitely better and makes you a stronger candidate for the job).”

For some reason I read this in Borat’s voice.

Pretentious? Moi?

I think women are going to have problems asking for a ride to the bar.

If Cinco de Mayo is all about eating a bunch of Mexican food and drinking too much, I celebrate it at least 4 times a week.

I missed it too.

heh. I noticed that too.

heh. I noticed that too.