West has only himself to blame: it’s a well-established pattern that Cowboys tend to shit the bed when time is running out.

I’m guessing you’ve never watched Barry Sanders play. Or really anyone with decent feet.

Wouldn’t the best in history be George?!

Please, God, let this jabroni be as stupid as he seems.

Are you trying to be funny or are you really that stupid

So.....Emperor then?

“LeBron, I am your father...and you're a bitch" -Delonte West in Darth Vader voice

No reason to move Fleury. If this year proved anything it is that goaltending depth is invaluable. nothing wrong a timeshare and going with the hot hand come playoff time.

A dictatorial born again bozo of a Prime Minister who we tossed out on his ass during last year’s federal election.

MBB is men's college basketball. PTI is a popular ESPN show. I thought both abrieviations that often used on Sports sites would be known here. I'm using my phone and I thought that this, being a sports based site would get them. My sincere apologies.

I’m just happy that the odds are getting better that I won’t have to go all the way to Rio to catch part of the Olympic experience.

A significant number of baseball players are cordially invited to get over it. If you groove one to a hitter and he takes it deep, that’s on you. Shut up and fuck off.

*files copyright infringement*

Baseball deserves this fucking asshole. He ruins baseball in Montreal, they give him another team so John Henry could own the Red Sox. Fuck corrupt baseball owners. They’ve always been the worst part of the sport, to be fair, but Loria is another level.

It’s a travesty that it took six minutes for this to get its first star. It’s a greater travesty that Laura Branigan is so underappreciated.

I guess you could say she knows FA about anthem singing!

Yep. Do this please. Do not win on the road this weekend.

Hang in there Josh, it took Harriet Tubman over a century to garner that many greenbacks.

You spotted Nuno Bettencourt, but somehow passed over "Magic Dick" in those credits?

Am I the only person that is stumped as to how Nuno Bettencourt from the band, Extreme, has rights to the Gyro-ball song? [Insert bad Extreme-related song reference]. Oh, wait, that band is from Boston. This still does not excuse the Gary Cherone Van Halen year(s)...