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That’s the part that enrages and baffles me the most (aside from everything else, I honestly can’t decide). You literally hire actors to pretend to feel emotion. There is no reason to force them to actually feel it. There is no fucking reason to make a woman really feel like she’s going to get raped. Talk to her like

I didn’t want Maria to act her humiliation, her rage. I wanted Maria to feel, not to act, the rage and humiliation.

I’m a Fed scientist at the USDA. We’ve had steady growth since a reorganization of 2008 (while others had layoffs) and finally started hiring again in the past year and a half. I don’t know what this does but the heads say the outlook is not good.

I was so not prepared for this. Not even remotely ready. You know where my head was at four hours ago? I was on cloud nine about going on alt-right Twitter and witnessing the meltdown with their conspiracy theories and blaming the Jews. Now this is real. I can’t stomach this shit.

There are two things that need to be laid at the feet of Uber and Lyft:

So that's the basket to put all the deplorables in.

Trump thought that was a Russian flag so he left it in.

Eric Trump also tweeted a photo of his father from last nights rally.

10 PRINT “That’s what she said”

Love how all the articles and videos that talked about this are using the wrong floppy disk images.

But... but she’s a woman! It’s got to be her fault!

Fuck yourself with a rusty razor you cunt.

Yes, dismissing a PR employee who had nothing to do with localizing games. Brilliant.

I think companies really need to get out of the habit on firing people because the internet demands a sacrifice. It only encourages people to continue using toxic behaviors to push their agendas.

The Pentagon has still yet to release its most powerful Cyberwarfare weapon -

I took a dump once that was better than a Goddamn Hummer ;)

If you text and drive, please die by driving off a cliff, not from hitting me.

This is a very big part of it. When you did 60 mph in a car built in the 1960s, you felt like you were flying. I get passed on a downhill, s-curving road by folks in minivans and cute Utes that apparently feel comfortable doing 5-10 mph more than I do in my sports cars every damn day. 80 mph is s.o.p. on highways with

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Something I thought I would share. Werner Herzog makes great films. This is a tough one to watch.