10 PRINT “That’s what she said”

Love how all the articles and videos that talked about this are using the wrong floppy disk images.

But... but she’s a woman! It’s got to be her fault!

Fuck yourself with a rusty razor you cunt.

Yes, dismissing a PR employee who had nothing to do with localizing games. Brilliant.

I think companies really need to get out of the habit on firing people because the internet demands a sacrifice. It only encourages people to continue using toxic behaviors to push their agendas.

The Pentagon has still yet to release its most powerful Cyberwarfare weapon -

I took a dump once that was better than a Goddamn Hummer ;)

Totally a hummer bro

If you text and drive, please die by driving off a cliff, not from hitting me.

This is a very big part of it. When you did 60 mph in a car built in the 1960s, you felt like you were flying. I get passed on a downhill, s-curving road by folks in minivans and cute Utes that apparently feel comfortable doing 5-10 mph more than I do in my sports cars every damn day. 80 mph is s.o.p. on highways with…

Something I thought I would share. Werner Herzog makes great films. This is a tough one to watch.

If you text and drive, Fuck you.

Hey, Bernie may not ooze masculinity, but there’s no need to call him a woman

See if someone’s streaming a Three Stooges marathon. Same intellectual level but a lot more entertaining.

Trump will say something horrible and somehow remain ahead in the polls.

So guys, we’re getting our first woman president next year, how are we feeling about it?

Step 1: Stick your head in a gas oven.

“Unfortunately, you can’t buy the original version of the movie anymore”. Hey Disney, you own Star Wars now, right? Do you like $$$? Someone told me you like $$$, Disney. Guess what, I’m a huge Star Wars fan with $$$ that would like to own the original unaltered movies in HD format, and I have never purchased nor…

“Watch out for guns” seems like pretty good advice to anyone heading to middle America or the South.