tldr; Trump is an ignorant idiot who is hiring ignorant idiots.

I’ll eat almost anything to get him out of there.

The last time I went to a mainstream theater (Rogue One) the trailers were just freaking awful. All the same, super predictable garbage, and that bass note is the worst. I wish the sub bass would cause everyone to brown note all over the theater in a splat of protest.

Fake news! Bad!

So what’s it like being stuck in 1995?

A lot of us don’t have any choice for internet providers.

They should have let those morons fall into the sea. People are so dumb and lack respect for natural places.

I’ve been in so called Quiet Cars on trains and have assholes get mad at people when they’re told they can’t be on their cell phones in the quiet cars. People suck.

AppleTV: “Are you still watching?”

There is no considerate volume when a person is sitting a foot away from you. Let alone the dreamy idea that people are considerate in the first place. Even Dante doesn’t have an extra hell for what this would be like.

Hell fucking no.

The only thing I see is a stupid hat.

On one hand if it works reliably I think it would be awesome as a shopper. On the other, this has the potential to seriously kill jobs.

If I want an American Godzilla expressing our fears I’ll just watch the news.

Too late. Trump has trademarked it for his administration.

The whole damn country is now forced to take a Trump. What we need is a diuretic.

And here I thought someone was going to pour some down Trump’s throat.

Actually the Washington Post has your answer. In 2015 at least 43 people where shot by toddlers. https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/wonk/wp/2015/10/14/people-are-getting-shot-by-toddlers-on-a-weekly-basis-this-year/

Political opponents are not enemies? Trump threatens to jail and sue his political opponents.

And that’s just the transition team.